Other medias do Throwback Thursdays. But Enslain… well, we do Throw-up Sundays. Classy, I know.
After a weekend of heavy metal [and heavy boozing], our corpses have little strength for much more than being slothful Sunday slugs, but we’ve conceived of a way to come together to the Enslain waterbed office as a grumpy group of gremlins – which I will call the “Spew Crew” – and hate on songs we’ve (mostly) never heard before. Sorta like an acrimonious levyraati.
The first time was by accident. Having no energy to even choose albums to listen to, I played my personalized Spotify Discover Weekly playlist, only to learn that most of it was detestable, derivative dog droppings [or perhaps everything just kinda sounds that way when you have a moody, melancholy hangover]. Normally, I only like to publish content that promotes music that’s worth being heard, but… this idea was just too fun! And since the comments and the reviewers are anonymous, we’re safe to say whatever we damned well please. You’re welcome. Sorry.